I was trying to write a boxing joke but I couldn’t come up with a punch line.
I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way.
I relish the thought of buying more condiments.
I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time.
My sister’s in love with her skydiving instructor. She really fell for him.
There are just too many blogs and I will talk about it more during my next podcast.
I wanted to be a pilot in the air force but they said I didn’t have the right altitude.