I would go to any lengths to find a good measuring tape.
Every time I try to speak Belgian, my throat gets all Flemish.
So many environmentalists are very eco centric.
I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered…..medium, of course.
I watched a group of trampoline performers from Prague. I’ve never seen that many Czechs bounce before.
I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad.
I told a waitress she was much prettier without glasses so she set down her tray of drinks.